I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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