i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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