i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I am available for nakedness
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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