Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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