butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Randomize
