I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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