I have demons in me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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