Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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