do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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