it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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