She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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