if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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