That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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