Do vagina's smell?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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