69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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