Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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