So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I think people are normalizing furries
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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