so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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