What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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