so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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