Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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