how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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