no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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