i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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