I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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