we need to drink 2009 down the drain
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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