Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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