At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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