i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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