I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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