Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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