You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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