she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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