hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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