We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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