his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Damn victory sex feels great
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