i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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