super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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