actually, I'm a sock model
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
