I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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