quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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