So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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