"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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