I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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