Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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