i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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