So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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