I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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