ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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