There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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