Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
soo... how was my night?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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